However, I do stand in my home office all day and hear most of what goes on in the house. The boys occasionally come and knock on my door too, even though they know better. I've taken to jotting down the phrases that have made me chuckle at one point or another. Here are a handful of them.
Daddy, Bo gave me two pieces of the van. I think they're extras.
Daddy, why does my bum hurt?
Joshua's drinking oil
That's not a toot. THAT'S a toot. And it means I have to go poo. NOW
No, It's not okay to look at someone's privates like it's a book.
Mommy, don't listen.
Die toilet paper! Die!
Boys, let William poo in peace
On your marks, get set GO!
Ohhhh….that's gonna hurt…
Daddy, if a crook breaks into our house I'm going to kick him in the crotch
Bo put a towel in the toilet again!
Helping is boring
I wonder what happens next…
I don't like spicy toothpaste. Don't buy soup. Buy soup for Mommy, but not for kids.
Daddy, show me your gold teeth.
I now know Karate
Joshua's drinking mouthwash
